That bitch-fight between an Emmy Award, a Golden Globe Award, and a Screen Actors Guild Award winner Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie just may not be over.
But let’s back up a bit first: The Friends actress are only four days away, and we’re concerned about darling Jennifer, who’s presenting. We’re praying Jennifer Aniston will do something to loosen herself up a bit, so she doesn’t do something stupid onstage that’ll put an evil smile on Angelina’s cold face (even if she isn’t there).
Nervous Jennifer Aniston at the podium, we so don’t likey.
But we have reason to be concerned:
We’re hearing from our Jennifer Aniston insiders—who are super on and super gay, the only kinda cronies J.A. keeps—that Jennifer’s still wrestling with “the ghost of Brangelina,” as one of them eerily put it.
In other words, Jennifer “still wants to be seen as vibrant away from Brad, and particularly away from Angelina,” as one of Jennifer Aniston’s more loose-lipped hangers-on put it.
Hmmm. Funny, as Angelina hardly feels the same way.
Angie couldn’t care less, remember?
Besides, Angelina’s got graying, hairy-ass, slightly soft Brad himself to contend with, and we’re so assured by our Angie campers that that hot-daddy mess is more than Jolie cares to deal with at the moment, Jen be damned. As it were.
Regardless, the point is that Ms. Aniston, who we adore much more than man-borrower Jolie, is most concerned about coming off as independently vital and “free” of the Brangelina comparisons this Sunday, so we’re assured.
Well, honey, we completely agree with ya! You got the balls to do this, so why not show the world you can do this? Who needs Puffy-Poo and St. Stone-Face?
But please, whatever you do, do not repeat that Oscar fiasco from last year when you trembled before the supposed god and goddess Brad and Angelina. If you have any trouble, just picture how Brad looks right now and how he’s totally turned into Angie’s sperm-and-stroller bitch, and I’m sure you’ll do swimmingly.
